Listen up!

I love the Lord and I am trying to do what I think he would want me to do! However,You rude ,self important ,pushy,arrogant,morons of the world are really pushing my buttons.How dare you push a cart into me. I was thaking the time to make sure that I paid for everything before I left the store.Unless you want to see a good christian woman loose her temper all over you,I suggest that you wait your turn and do not hit me with your cart dillhole.Get a clue the world is not all about you.If you jerks will avoid polite society as much as possible I will do my best to remember that Jesus told our Heavenly Father to "Forgive them,for they know not what they do." DO WE  HAVE A DEAL.